I want to become an angel so that I can eat Philadelphia Cream Cheese without worry about it going to my hips.
I want to be like Shakespeare and write a comedy so well that for years later on people see it and discuss it as a timeless American tragedy, rather than just what it really was, a comedic teen angst soap opera.
I want to be more controversial than Jeffrey Star and Marilyn Manson on their good days.
I want to be nicer and more peaceful than Chuck Norris and the Dahli Llama, when you really meet them.
I want to be like Madonna and Weird Al. Fully capable to make up an incredible career with no talent what so ever other than the business factor. Everyone goes for a good gag and some sex appeal.
I wish I was more influential than an emo that can glorify something as horrible and sad as cutting and make it look cool so it induces a whole moderns arms race of teenagers that commit suicide. But not really.
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